Guess what everybody? I just discovered the worst way to wake up in the wee hours of the morning (after having stayed up the majority of the night putting out vomit-related fires, doing load after load of laundry AND barely having the opportunity to hop into bed myself).
The Worst Way To Wake Up In The Morning is to have your 10 month old vomiting ON YOUR FACE! Yeah, you read that right: My baby vomited ON MY FACE. TWICE. Because the first wave of vomit didn't exactly wake me up immediately. Oh and it was pedialyte. So it reeked of grape flavor (and no, I didn't taste it but the SMELL was incredibly strong) Talk about disgusting.
Now that I've made you throw up in your own mouth, I'll sign off.
Penny Bitner, Mother of three very sick little girls
9 comments:
Aww! Penny, I am so sorry! Hope your girls get better soon...
Your post is making me re-consider children =), however, I don't think heaven has a return policy (plus, I don't think my wife wants to be pregnant any more).
Yuck! I am sorry! Poor you and your sick little girls.
Oh, Penny! That sucks. I hope everyone gets to feeling better VERY VERY soon!
I'm so sorry, Penny! I hope everyone feels better... like now! Good luck!
Oh that is nasty! I hope they all feel better soon! That is no fun!
Wow Penny! That is disgusting. I am sorry that happened to you. Hope the girls are feeling better and that the vomit smell has worn off your face. It takes forever to get rid of that smell! Fun Stuff!
Oh Penny that is gross! Life of a Mother though right? I hope your girls get better soon! Let Mike know if you guys need some blessings.
penny, your post made me laugh out loud! sorry for your unfortunate experience but the way you put it is so funny.
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